Proof That Girls Are Evil:

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, “Time is money.”

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Time x Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money²

And because “Money is the root of all evil.”

Money = ÖEvil

And as such

Money² = (ÖEvil)²
Money² = Evil

So finally, using substitution, we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Money² = Evil
Girls = Evil

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